Black Labels

My mother calls me Lou.
My friends call me Pecky. Or sometimes Nimsey.
My 7th grade English teacher calls me brazen.
My coworkers call me la cotorrita. Or perhaps bizcocho. Or la guera.
My boss calls me the thoroughbred.

Welcome to what I'm thinking.
pantslessprogressive:

zainyk:

Mayor Bloomberg has a Spanish language twitter feed.
“Ay Ay Ay todos things are muchos wet!”

Tears.

pantslessprogressive:

zainyk:

Mayor Bloomberg has a Spanish language twitter feed.

“Ay Ay Ay todos things are muchos wet!”

Tears.

political-cartoons:

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to  climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” -Albert Einstein

political-cartoons:

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” -Albert Einstein

(via rantingnraging)

You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.’

—Edgar Mitchell (via infinity-imagined)

(via fuckyeahtheuniverse)

edwaaaard:


The only 9 letter word in the english language where you can remove one letter at a time and still create a word.

I just shat bricks.

edwaaaard:

The only 9 letter word in the english language where you can remove one letter at a time and still create a word.

I just shat bricks.

(via funwithlaxatives)

Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying yes begins things. Saying yes is how things grow. Saying yes leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.

—Stephen Colbert  (via nedhepburn)

(Source: ageofreason, via bbook)